halleregina:

halleregina:

Okay now that I’ve finally quit Denny’s let me tell you guys about the bizarre fucking otherworld it is

  • The music and the room temperature are controlled by corporate. Corporate plays a lot of pop covers of Disney princess songs I’ve never heard before. I now have a dance routine to the K-Pop sounding version of Let it Go.
  • Our sign flickered fast and red and demonically for a week and the repairman said he couldn’t find anything wrong with it.
  • People did drug deals in, like, broad daylight in the middle of the parking lot multiple times a week.
  • It’s open 24/7. We had a backup generator none of us knew about until there was a massive storm one night and we looked out to see a tree knocked over and our lights the only thing on for miles. You could weather the apocalypse with no idea the apocalypse was even happening. 
  • Regular customers included:
    • A man convinced the chemtrails are real who gave me six separate pieces of literature on the subject
    • A little person named Kevin who told me “sometimes I call myself a dwarf when I’m feeling whimsical”
    • An actual group of Neo-Nazis
    • An actual Earth, Wind, and Fire cover band (they played for us)
    • Twins who came in separately on the same day and I thought they were one woman changing outfits rapidly for the longest time
    • A Scottish landscaper who told us we “couldn’t prove he doesn’t know Simon Pegg”
  • I have more these are just off the top of my head

I can’t believe I forgot

  • two line cooks got into a really heated argument about whether Vin Diesel is bisexual or not
  • I asked an elderly man if he wanted to use the AARP discount and he said “No, I’m not a socialist”.

micdotcom:

Feminist vandals are giving this beach body ad the upgrade it deserves 

Commuters on the London Underground this month were treated to a series of advertisements for U.K. dietary supplement manufacturer Protein World, featuring their “weight loss collection” alongside an ultra-thin woman with the caption: “Are you beach body ready?“ The U.K.’s feminist community was less than receptive to this obvious shaming tactic — and made their voices heard. There are plenty more where the above came from.

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lydiduh: “ thatfuckingplatypus: “ ipromiseiwilltakeyouthere: “ themanicpixiedreamgrrrl: “ heartlit: “ bruised—babe: “ foxadhd: “ Women Are Paying $1,300 More A Year For The Same Exact Products As Men ” So fucking glad this is finally coming to...

lydiduh:

thatfuckingplatypus:

ipromiseiwilltakeyouthere:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

heartlit:

bruised—babe:

foxadhd:

Women Are Paying $1,300 More A Year For The Same Exact Products As Men

So fucking glad this is finally coming to light…

Not only do we make less, but we are forced to spend more on gendered products

What the fuck

lets all just start buying guys shit 

legit, though, I’ve been buying guy grooming supplies for… probably like five or six months now, and lemme tell you

  • you are not limited to smelling exclusively like a cupcake (and as long as you don’t drown yourself in it you’re not gonna smell like a frat boy if you use guy body spray.)
  • you know how womens’ deodorant is always advertising that it’s “little-black-dress friendly” and yet you still inevitably get gross white patches on your clothes from it?? This is the first time that I’ve actually not have to deal with deodorant that doesn’t mark up my stuff. I assume at least partially because guys’ deodorant is made with hair in mind, so whether you have hair under your arms or not it’s not going to clump up on you or your clothes (specifically I’ve been using Old Spice Dusk to Dawn, try it, it is good shit, and it’s been lasting me forever.)
  • They’re more apt to have 2 in 1 hair care products, which cuts down on time and expense buying fancy shampoo AND fancy conditioner every time.
  • good fucking god a bar of irish spring soap is like two dollars cheaper than a bar of dove are you shitting me this is just good business sense
  • Fuck gendered products, save money, buy whatever you want.